Teaching my 60-year-old father how to text

New piece in today's "Globe and Mail" for an article about teaching your older parents how to text message and use cellphones!

Joren Cull's "Jigsaw Mystery Puzzle" Advertisement

The new ad for my super great limited edition, "Jigsaw Mystery Puzzle" is now online!!
Buy a mystery puzzle before they are all sold out!!
They make the perfect gift for children young, and old!

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Christmas Is Over, So Get Out of My House - Various Artists (2013)

Christmas Is Over, So Get Out of My House - Various Artists (2013) 

 
Getting together with your loved ones for Christmas, is always one of the holiday’s most impending tasks. Story, after story, after story, sometimes it feels like no one is ever going to just shut up, and leave…
For this occasion, I present to you my brand new Christmas compilation, “Christmas Is Over, So Get Out Of My House”. A compilation of rare Christmas oddities I have collected over the past several years, of some of the strangest Christmas music in existence. This album is 100% guaranteed to clear the room of all your unwanted family members, and let you enjoy your brand new “Hot Wheels” set in peace and quiet.
Including such Christmas-themed hits as; “R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas” sung by the cast of "Star Wars", “Under the Mistletoe” sung by Ash & Misty from "Pokémon”, a "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, and the amazingly psychedelic “Snowflakes & Frozen Lakes” sung by "Pac-Man" and his family. "Christmas Is Over, So Get Of My House", will deliver endless hours of nonstop entertainment as you tap your feet to the rhythm, while watching the Christmas spirit get slowly sucked out from all of those around you! 
Works especially well at Hanukkah parties! ho ho ho ho
xoxoxo
Joren

Toon Out by Joren Cull - "The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade"

The new “Toon Out” TV pilot review is now live at “Comics Bulletin” for the spooky new horror series "The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade".