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Happy Holidays!!!

Hope everyone is having a nice holiday! Get psyched for 2013! I've heard good things!

Why I Love Christmas Shopping With My Wife

An illustration from today's "Globe and Mail", for a Facts & Arguments story about a man that loves to go Christmas shopping with his wife every year! Read the full story here if you can't afford a paper.

Best Before

An illustration from today's "Globe and Mail", for the Facts & Arguments section. This article was about best before dates on foods and questioning their credibility.

Chew Gum

My illustration from today's "New York Times" for an article about how chewing gum should be encouraged as it actually has health benefits. You can read the full article here.

SCUM TV: ISSUE NUMBER ONE!!!

Hey there folks! I'm very excited to announce the official release of my first "legit" comic book series, "SCUM TV"!!

(from the back)

""SCUM TV" is an all new comic series created, written, and drawn by illustrator/musician Joren Cull. Using his unique brand of humor and encyclopedic knowledge of television, Joren skewers classic television series with charming vulgarity mixed with; dark humor, his naive drawing style and his sincere love for television.

Issue number one of "SCUM TV" contains two adulterations of the classic kids series, "Arthur the Aardvark", and "Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends." Also included; a COMPACT DISC of music by Joren Cull, and many other amazing surprises with in!!"

Printed in association with Fantasy Camp Books, "SCUM TV: issue #1" is a forty page comic book that comes hand numbered in an edition size of 100. Also included is a six song bonus CD that has been hand painted by myself and a few other extra handcrafted surprises!!

I'm really really happy with how this book turned out so you should scoop one up before they are all gone!! It's really great!

"SCUM TV" can be purchased at my online shop, right here.
And is also currently being carried at the following stores around the GTA.
The Beguiling
Sonic Boom Kensington
Soundscapes
Sonic Boom Bloor
also SOON, but not just yet at; Magic Pony Gallery & Silver Snail.

EXPECT ISSUE #2 LATE 2012/EARLY 2013!!!
BE THERE OR BE SCUM!!!!!

Watching My Boy Fly Away

Here is a drawing I did for the facts and arguments section in today's "Globe and Mail". The article was about overbearing parents and how hard some may find it to let go.

Raising the Ritalin Generation

Here is an illustration I did for today's New York Times. The article was about children being prescribed medication to help them "focus" in school, when they might not actually need anything at all.

"120 Days of Autumn" Cover Art and Preview

I know I'm really late on my originally intended release date for my album "120 Days of Autumn" but I have just finalized the cover art for it! Take a look! The album should be completed really really soon!! It's sounding much better than the last one! Promise! Preview a new track right here... ©Joren Cull 2012.

Eternity 9

Here are some more things made for my first illustration book, "Eternity" regarding the future of our culture in relation to the technological and scientific breakthroughs of the next 100 years.

Hot Pockets: "Epic Jalapeno Nachos & Bikini-clad Narwhals" Commercial

Take a look at this commercial I did the illustrations for! Hot Pocket Nacho Snackers. Didn't write this or conceptualize it or anything just did the drawings, it was a good time! Enjoy...

Bad Trip to Paris

An illustration I did for today's "Globe and Mail" about someone having a crummy vacation to Paris.

Classical ER (2012)

Here is my classical music EP, "Classical ER". A collaboration between myself and Leonardo Veincenio. Available only for a limited time! Reflect on your life and where it all went so horribly wrong with my new classical music EP, "Classical ER". DOWNLOAD HERE OR LISTEN HERE

SCUM TV ~ #1: "Arthur"

Here is the first installment of a comic series I will be working on sporadically called "SCUM TV". In each installment of it I will be taking a classic TV series and writing/illustrating a brand new episode of it. Here is the first one, for one of my favorite kids shows "Arthur". (.pdf on my site coming soon) for now, Enjoy!

Daniel & Tana

Here are two drawings I did for my cousin Daniel and his wife Tana's one year wedding anniversary. The first one is a drawing I did of them with their dog, and the second is an interpretation of a picture I was given from their wedding. Happy Anniversary!!!

It Creeps!

So my quiet third album, "120 Days of Autumn" will not be out for around another month or so. But until then here is a song from my louder forth album that won't be out till maybe October or something. The album will probably be called, "It Creeps!" here is a song from it...


written, arranged, performed and produced by Joren Cull

Eternity 8

Here are some more things made for my first illustration book, "Eternity" regarding the future of our culture in relation to the technological and scientific breakthroughs of the next 100 years.

Eternity 7

Here are some more things for my first illustration book, "Eternity" regarding the future of our culture in relation to the technological and scientific breakthroughs of the next 100 years.

Report Cards

An Illustration I did in today's "Globe and Mail" Facts and Arguments section!

Best of 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!
2011 was definitely the worst year of all time so let's hope this year will be better by light years! Here is my annual top 20 songs of the year mix that I post on here every new year! Download it by clicking here, track list is bellow..

1. Breathe - Preteen Zenith
2. You Will Always Bring Me Flowers - Shannon and the Clams
3. Squishy Glass - The Flaming Lips
4. I Wanna Do It - Earth Girl Helen Brown
5. Fly Baby, Fly - The High Llamas
6. I Think I Might Have Built A Horse - The Beets
7. Summer of Love - The Sandwitches
8. Thought Ballune - Unknown Mortal Orchestra
9. My Mess - The Spits
10. How I Roll - Britney Spears
11. Ready To Go Steady - The Go! Team
12. I Won't Fall Apart on You Tonight - Eleanor Friedberger
13. Tonite Tonite - Hunx and his Punx
14. Bill For The Use Of A Body - Chain and the Gang
15. Hold My Hand - Mister Heavenly
16. Love Like a River - Girls
17. One Fine Morning - Bill Callahan
18. Plant White Roses - Buffalo Rome
19. Never Come Around - Le Sera
20. If You See My Boyfriend - Donora
download here!!!

In other news, I am planning this year to be the most productive year ever! I've got a lot of projects that I'm working on simultaneously at the moment. The tentative schedule I have made for myself is bellow, but will most definitely be not accurate.

- 120 Days of Autumn (Folk Album) - March/April 2012
- Eternity (100ish page illustration book I've been working on for a while) - June-ish 2012
- Untitled Rap Single - July 2012
- Untitled Punk Album - October 2012
- Bible Patrol (Graphic Novel) - November 2012
- Hopefully some sort of web series that I haven't started yet - 2012???

Also, if you're interested I have made this Tumblr where I post lists of things I like. Sort of like Oprah, but better! It's here
ALSO I now have an art Tumblr here
AND reluctantly a Twitter account here

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
XOXO <3 <3 <3
-Joren