Teaching my 60-year-old father how to text

New piece in today's "Globe and Mail" for an article about teaching your older parents how to text message and use cellphones!

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Christmas Is Over, So Get Out of My House - Various Artists (2013)

Christmas Is Over, So Get Out of My House - Various Artists (2013) 

 
Getting together with your loved ones for Christmas, is always one of the holiday’s most impending tasks. Story, after story, after story, sometimes it feels like no one is ever going to just shut up, and leave…
For this occasion, I present to you my brand new Christmas compilation, “Christmas Is Over, So Get Out Of My House”. A compilation of rare Christmas oddities I have collected over the past several years, of some of the strangest Christmas music in existence. This album is 100% guaranteed to clear the room of all your unwanted family members, and let you enjoy your brand new “Hot Wheels” set in peace and quiet.
Including such Christmas-themed hits as; “R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas” sung by the cast of "Star Wars", “Under the Mistletoe” sung by Ash & Misty from "Pokémon”, a "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, and the amazingly psychedelic “Snowflakes & Frozen Lakes” sung by "Pac-Man" and his family. "Christmas Is Over, So Get Of My House", will deliver endless hours of nonstop entertainment as you tap your feet to the rhythm, while watching the Christmas spirit get slowly sucked out from all of those around you! 
Works especially well at Hanukkah parties! ho ho ho ho
xoxoxo
Joren

Toon Out by Joren Cull - "The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade"

The new “Toon Out” TV pilot review is now live at “Comics Bulletin” for the spooky new horror series "The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade".

I was a soldier of misfortune in the telemarketing trenches

New illustration for today’s “Globe and Mail”, Facts & Arguments. The article was about a guy who tried becoming a telemarketer because he thought it would be fun, but then ended up learning it is one of the most cutthroat jobs around.

Toon Out by Joren Cull - "We Are Men"

The new “Toon Out” TV pilot review is now live at “Comics Bulletin” for the smash hit sitcom, "We Are Men".

Toon Out by Joren Cull - "Dads"

I will now be doing a bi-weekly column for “the Comics Bulletin" reviewing television shows in comic form!! :D

Everything was wrong with the guy my friend fixed me up with - or was it?

New drawings for tomorrow’s “Globe and Mail” for an article about a single women who had become tired of lying on the dates she had been going on. So instead of continuing to misrepresent herself, decided to stay true to who she was, and then immediately found love.

A McDrawing for today's "Globe and Mail" for an article about a man who ordered a Grilled Chicken Sandwich from McDonalds and had to wait six minutes for it.

15 reasons why there are so many lists on the Internet

Drawing for today's "Globe and Mail" for an article about a woman who has become obsessed with reading internet lists.

Cottage Time Travel

For "Cottage Life Magazine" from an article about the pains of traveling and the hope of a better way...

Village Voice Spot Illustrations

Some spot illustrations for "The Village Voice" magazine, for a feature on celebrity gossip.

How I Stepped Out Of My Twin Brother's Shadow

An illustration I did in today's "Globe and Mail", for an article about the nature of twins! Read the article here!

The Big Bang Theory Comic

Here's a comic from the upcoming "SCUM TV" issue two!!

Best of 2012

Here is my annual top 20 songs of the year mix that I post every new year!
Also, if you so desire to take a blast from the past, download my old 2011 mix here, and 2010 mix here. I have no idea where the older ones went to. I have mostly been listening to older music lately so not sure how much longer I will keep these going for. Anyways, happy new year and everything!!! xoxoxo
-Joren